mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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(Source: femalesbelike, via unplannedchild)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via unplannedchild)

stability:

I’ve shown my friends 2 jokes from this site in the past 5 minutes and have gotten no laughs excuse me while I kill myself

(Source: stability, via spork)

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